You're hot and sweaty, all you want to do is sit around the house and drink cool beverages. What you need is a summer flu.

With a summer flu you can be snuggled under the covers feeling cool - yes even cold - even while the outside temperatures soar! No air conditioning required, no high electric bills, no CFCs. You can sleep all day, drink cool beverages and cozy up under the covers in AUGUST!

Summer flu is available in three flavors and shipped to you in discreet packaging so as no to diminish the sympathy that you will recieve for your condition.

Individual results may vary. Your satisfaction is guaranteed or your money back.